INTERNET BLIND

TO NOT HAVE INTERNET, UNABLE TO SEE INTERNET.

DUDE, I AM REMOTE AND RUNNING INTERNET BLIND.

by LEXWORLD May 25, 2010

Internet Suicide

A act of effectively deleting all online accounts you can.

Miranda commited internet suicide a few months ago, wonder how she is doing now…

by disturb October 5, 2021

Internet Princess

An internet princess is a girl who is extremely popular in the digital world compared to the outside world. She will have over 300 followers that great her like royalty in the internet while having a few close real life friends.

Sally is such an internet princess on Instagram.

by Republican hippie May 31, 2018

Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and has no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Hey look its that internet troll again I think is name was james.

by derrien May 7, 2022

Law of The Internet

If you videotape yourself doing something risky, you're bound to fuck it up and end up on the internet show "=3" hosted by RayWilliamJohnson.

Any fail video reposted by Fail Blog or Break would be an example of the "Law of The Internet."

by MarkyMark16 July 27, 2010

Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.

"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."

by Xyxgy July 27, 2022

internet funnyman

alpharad being cool

"the licenced internet funnyman"
"and that's showbiz baby" - internet funnyman

by definitely jo malone September 7, 2021