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John Wooed

1) In any action movie or video game where a mook is killed in a manner that is stylish and unneccasarily flashy manner.

2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.

From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.
You just got John Wooed

The cop in Reservoir Dogs was John Wooed.
by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
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John A. Kendall

A John A. Kendall is someone who is extremely awesome. Someone who oozes awesomeness and is always winning. Someone who is vastly skilled in the field of tattoo design, pencil drawing, painting and sculpture. Artist by day, and womanizer by night, a John A. Kendall really has it going on.
I finally got an A on this art paper, I really John A. Kendall'd the crap out of that, like a boss!

I am have 50 girls calling me tonight, just like John Kendall.
by editor11 January 1, 2012
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john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor
John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"
by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017
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John Davidson

The name of any creature that has a HUGE penis; anything named John Davidson has a massive penis.
-Bruh.. I named my duck John Davidson because he has a FUCKING HUGE penis.
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!
by Rustyflight November 9, 2019
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John Vernon

When a women decides to no longer shave her legs, or any other part of her body, she is known as a John Vernon
Kayla has decided to become a John Vernon.
by Soup or Sauce June 29, 2016
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Daniel Johns

Daniel Johns
Daniel Paul Johns is an Australian musician, singer, and songwriter best known as the former frontman, guitarist, and main songwriter of the rock band Silverchair.

He is a Scoundrel who has been at odds with Batman, and most recently has been accused of breaking up the Beatles.
Daniel Johns AKA The Scoundrel fought valiantly against Batman when his font was stolen.

Daniel Johns has a super cute dog.
by beruthiel_ May 19, 2022
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