Monkey Cheese

Term often used to describe a random, pointless act or outburst. Commonly used in an attempt to draw hilarity where none is found. Family Guy is notorious for many acts of 'monkey cheese' in its various flashbacks to scenes which have little or nothing to do with the plot, but are totally random in an attempt to draw a laugh.
zomg random ninja explosions! pirates robots woot thats some monkey cheese shit right there!!! z0r :awesome:
by Hurf February 28, 2008
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SUCK MONKEY

A woman (hopefully) whose sole reason for existence is sucking cock.
by GS March 18, 2004
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Fudge Monkeys

A derogative for a curse word. this word is used to replace bad words
I just locked my keys in my car...Fudge Monkeys !
by Jippy N. April 03, 2009
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Curl Monkey

an idiot or inexperienced gym goer who does bicep curl after bicep curl after bicep curl to the neglect of their other body parts thus making professional , educated gym goers despair that their gym allows such riff raff in through the front door.
there were some curl monkeys curling in the squat rack today at my gym. i promptly told them to leave and then squated some heavy sets up to 475x10,15 pull ups, 20 triceps dips and several ab raises
by hi2u_uk October 02, 2011
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Monkey Business

It means all of the following: crazy shit, being shady, lies. You tend to use the term casually.
Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.

Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.
by Lucifer firefly February 26, 2012
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Keg Monkeys

A large group of huge black guys, uninvited to your party, who rush for the keg, hog it, and finish it off in record time.

Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!
Michael: "WOW, who the FUCK invited those keg monkeys!?"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"
by angryhousepartyhost November 09, 2009
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monkey moment

A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.
I had a monkey moment last night while picking the fleas off of my dog.
by triskalguilo October 15, 2008
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