Akin to a mutual dutch rudder or a dutch row boat
To perform a Berlin Handshake, two partners complete the act of mutual masturbation by pulling up and down on each others forearm, while each holds his own penis. The Berlin Handshake often involves using broken glass as a lubricant while listening to German heavy metal.
The benefit of the Berlin Handshake over a dutch rudder is that each partner can push the other through the pain to sweet, sweet release.
To perform a Berlin Handshake, two partners complete the act of mutual masturbation by pulling up and down on each others forearm, while each holds his own penis. The Berlin Handshake often involves using broken glass as a lubricant while listening to German heavy metal.
The benefit of the Berlin Handshake over a dutch rudder is that each partner can push the other through the pain to sweet, sweet release.
Shane and Sean decided they would rather give each other a Berlin Handshake then listen to one more minute of this lecture.
by cutepandafarts September 20, 2016

Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.
by Daniel Greggs September 17, 2022

Involuntary euthanasia.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025

A slang term originating within the 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), also known as the “Rakkasans.” The phrase refers to striking someone in the face with a closed fist—essentially a punch—delivered as a blunt and often aggressive “introduction” in conflict. While phrased as a “handshake,” the term is ironic, signifying a violent encounter rather than a friendly greeting.
by Mannyboobies September 16, 2025

When two uncircumcised males meet at a bar and dock each other with their uncircumcised dicks. Docking is very well known in the state of Minnesota. It's their secret handshake.
Charles loves to meet new men at the bar in Minnetonka. Hes always greets you with the Minnesota Handshake
by Minnesota Meat Locker December 28, 2023

by KrunchyKrisp March 22, 2017

A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.
Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”
Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
by George Zidd August 28, 2019
