by Axil87 May 13, 2018
Get the window pussymug. by S0ul9 March 20, 2019
Get the BALL WINDOWmug. “The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.
“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.
‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.
“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”
“Peabody’s?”
“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”
“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.
‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.
“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”
“Peabody’s?”
“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”
by IamGravity'sRainbow September 29, 2020
Get the The Pynchon Windowmug. by Ndl member December 21, 2020
Get the window stickmug. Noodle window (noun)
: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans
: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans
by wonfuji March 8, 2014
Get the noodle windowmug. A Cuck that watches a couple through the window without them knowing. Someone who views sexual intercourse through windows unchecked.
Bro I’m window cucking the neighbors so hard, they don’t even see me through the window with my disguise.
by Tedmburke December 6, 2021
Get the Window Cuckmug. A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
Get the Window-treemug.