The Sneaky Gauntlet

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.

"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."

by Stranger of Danger August 20, 2013

sneaky-rock

To attack or injure (often as a result of friendly play) someone who is unprepared for an assault.

"Oh my god did you see that guy get sneaky-rocked by that foul ball?"

"My roommate used my deodorant again so I sneaky-rocked him in the head when he got home from work."

by Two Trees May 14, 2004

Sneaky Nicco

The act of sliding into the break room to post up by the microwave to look through Grindr matches.

Yo where is the loop driver? He probably pulled a sneaky Nicco!

by Mr. Raunchy May 28, 2024

Sneaky Turtles

Origins unknown though thought to be cosmic as they were worshiped by ancient cultures worldwide. Most noted characteristics were endurance, sneakiness and a witty approach while stalking prey. It is claimed that victims were scared shitless but with a puzzled grin on their faces. The Sneaky Turtle diet consisted primarily of prepared lettuce and what seems to have been an early form of taco.

The Sneaky Turtles were relentless in it quest for victory ...

by LizardLand October 21, 2020

Sneaky Deuce

Pooping in someone's home without their knowledge, then leaving.

Amara: Oh my god someone just shit in my toilet!
Corey: Heh, sneaky deuce.

by playboicartifartgirl120 January 5, 2025

Sneaky Mexican

The act of defecating into a condom then inserting into into a woman’s vagina just before the cross a border into another country or before they fly

The sneaky Mexican is the act of shitting in a condom from an airport toilet and pushing it into her vagina before flying

by Djkorben12 June 15, 2024

Sneaky Dean

When getting intimate with your significant other, you allow your fellow animal companion to lick the genitalia without giving a sign a warning.

"Your fellow animal companion must also be named Dean."

She liked my Rizz so much I was straight bussin' when I gave her the Sneaky Dean last night.

by SneakyDeany October 27, 2023