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skank stank

The smell of the other woman clinging to your man, often covered by cheesy aftershave, frequent showers, and metaphorically by kind acts and expensive presents.
"Bob is so hygienic! He showers up to 3 times a day!" "Uh, Shirley, Bob is just trying to wash away the skank stank before you catch wind. He's been sleeping with the secretary."

"Bob is so considerate--every morning he leaves before I wake up and comes back with my favorite coffee." "Umm, Shirl, his sancha lives next to Starbuck--he's trying to throw you of the scent of the skank stank."
by Hoodrat 4ever December 10, 2015
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skank water

To call someone 'skank water' is to inform them that they are so worthless, they are not a skank, but they are what a skank washes off in the bath tub.
Quit being skank water and hand me the remote control
by Monster Zer0 December 24, 2007
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Uncontrollable Skank

US (Uncontrollable Skank) or USing (Uncontrollably Skanking) is a term used when one is so drunk/high/both, that he/she has very little control over their body and dances, or skanks, to a beat
Bill: Shit! Is Jake ODing?!

Ben: Nahhh mate, he's USing, ya DUN'KNOE about Jake's uncontrollable skanks!
by ButteryBookk August 10, 2010
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skank goggles

-has the opposite effect of beer goggles.

-to see someone who looks good as a skank.

-when you are a jealous of someone who looks cute, you see them as a skank.
When I saw Amber looking cute in Starbucks, I was wearing my skank goggles; she quickly turned into a skank.
by kokanut June 3, 2009
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skank slut

One who has no shame in being a whore. Usually these are hooker bitches you see in the music industry.
guy: did you see lidsay lohan in the news again?

guy 2: yeah, she is such a skank slut just like that skank slut snookie from jersey shore.
by ms17686 February 11, 2012
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ass skank

a girl with a huge stinky asshole
by LouLee Boobmonkey August 23, 2010
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skank scroll

Skank scroll is a new form of tattoo style to hit the mainstream media. Replacing its competitor the "Tramp Stamp" in 2009, many celebrities are now getting scrolling text and quotes tattooed on their bodies.
competition of the tramp stamp the skank scroll is a tattoo of scrolling text or a quotation
by joey187 November 10, 2009
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