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Rusty Machine

A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.

See also Good Machine.
Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.
by Caz_B February 4, 2008
mugGet the Rusty Machinemug.

Rusty Putter

\ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;

1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.
Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!

Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.
by Fingers&Toes November 13, 2011
mugGet the Rusty Puttermug.

rusty santorum

The result of not cleaning off santorum and allowing it to dry into a rust-colored crusty patch.
I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.
by stylinram January 12, 2012
mugGet the rusty santorummug.

solid rusty

This scenario would play out when two consenting adults decide to engage in anal sex. The guy pulls out when he's finished and decides not to clean off any poo remnants that may have collected on his shaft and instead falls asleep. When the aforementioned gentleman wakes up, he is greeted with morning wood, he then notes that the hardened dried poo appears to look like flakes of rust... hence a solid rusty.
Corey really regretted forgoing cleanup after last nights romp with Morgan, when he woke up with a solid rusty.
by Underdog7112 October 20, 2019
mugGet the solid rustymug.

Rusty Rim

I forgot to wipe my ass, so i got a rusty rim
by George Bushkillington December 6, 2009
mugGet the Rusty Rimmug.

Rusty opossum

Rusty opossum, a person who can be… strict!! But also a normal person, unless you count the minion obsession. Rusty opossum is an online persona of a gay guy, their nickname could be Mel, poopsykins, or another name. After all, Rusty opossum does not exist. Rusty opossum is just an online persona. Rusty opossum is a friend of yours.
Lilly: OMG THER GOES RUSTY OPOSSUM!
Ted: smh they’re so mean
by Zyxlot May 1, 2022
mugGet the Rusty opossummug.

Rusty Crusty

Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.

That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
mugGet the Rusty Crustymug.

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