Panda Penis Polisher

Someone who sucks alot of dick.

Chris Conger sure is a Panda Penis Polisher

by Mah Dick June 24, 2005

Polish Candy Cane

when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”

girl - “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”

by THETAKO September 28, 2017

Skanky Pole Polisher

A fat skanky slutbag who makes her money dancing for morons at a strip club.

Nicki W is a skanky pole polisher

by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

Polish hammer

Polish hammer a plank of wood, the term comes from unskilled Polish workers stealing Irish jobs on building sites. The joke being the Polish aren't the most technically skilled of workers and have been known to dig holes with a plank of wood or tried to knock masonry nails into walls with the butt of a trowel

here sean pass me that polish hammer i need to shutter in this window sill

by roobert mcscrote June 2, 2010

White nail polish

Means they have nice titties

That girl with white nail polish had nice titties

by Justuel July 23, 2021

polish your pearl

A female masturbating

All guys would love to polish your pearl

by Pen15 716 June 30, 2016

Polish Eye Glue

Foreign polish cum that is shot into the eyes of innocent woman to help keep there eyes shut so they don't see a polish hammer enter their Ass at high speeds.

Harris quick she is waking up give her some polish eye glue so I can jam my 3 inch polish jet boat into her brown tightpocket.

by Gary chalker May 8, 2017