A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.
Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
by anonymous August 7, 2024
Get the Ranger Milemug. 5'11 230lbs
by hamikibabayaga January 14, 2024
Get the Milesmug. by harry.cardigan September 23, 2020
Get the Milesmug. Literally the saddest simp out there. All they do is sit around home, sleep, and complain about how depressed they are. They try to make music but it always sounds like shit
by BigBrollickBlackDude April 13, 2020
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by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023
Get the Dirty Milesmug. by lumpyhead101 December 19, 2019
Get the Milesmug. After eating a bean burrito at the airport, Jimmy joined the mile high deuce club on his fifteen hour flight from LAX to Sydney.
by jdiggity83 June 30, 2023
Get the mile high deucemug.