Hood slinky

When you jerk off a uncircumcised dick with a rope

Jessica gave me a hood slinky in the bathroom

by Another white guy with money January 17, 2022

Adam in the hood

A person that has a hairline from the dollar tree and has no life

you are a Adam in the hood

by TNT BOOMBER 7877 December 23, 2018

hood fairy

A girl from the hood that loves art, flowers, man jeans and big hoops.
Probably loves Frank Ocean or Steve Lacy. Or both.

Look there goes your local hood fairy walkin down da street with her golden hoops and big hips, golden toes and sparkly lips.

by hoodfairy May 14, 2018

Hooded Fichner

A scary ruthless mythical creature who haunts kids by blocking all games and draining their iPad percentage before school

Why is floppy bird blocked on my iPad? Hooded Fichner must be watching me

by SamuelMyers January 20, 2021

Hooded Merganser

an uncircumcised penis.

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.

by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023

Maddy Hood

This is when you have a bad trip on marijuana and proceed to call the cops on yourself and shower in your blue jeans before walking around your yard screaming I am in a time warp

Dude, I got some strong stuff this weekend and it made me go completely Maddy Hood

by M4jicm4n November 16, 2021

Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)

Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.

by RealRootbeer August 8, 2016