British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 30, 2017

Southern British

Emily, "do you think that people on the Southern end of Great Britain have a different accent than those in the north, you know 'beef'."

No i think Emily has much more of a Southern British than a northern one.

by BenIsBigGay December 9, 2019

british people

dont exist

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA

by LazyWasTaken July 12, 2023

British

Formerly referred to people of the once great, Britain. Now refers to the minority of those who believe something something sovereignty, something something fish.

The rest consider themselves Europeans now.

I knew what I voted for... I'm British.

by anonymous January 2, 2021

British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.

That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….

by Cuppykate March 4, 2025

British penetration

The act of a gentle buttfuck, followed by a creampie in which one eats the juice and spits the magic potion into anothers mouth.

God damn, he gave him a british penetration

by Nut in it March 12, 2021

Broken British bumming

When a group of British men bum you til you break.

Bumped into those British blokes last night, they gave me a proper broken British bumming

by Balbus2024 December 30, 2023