shitty selfie

A selfie taken while defecating or "shitting" typically showing the back of the toilet in frame.

This morning I took a shitty selfie since I ate that taco bell last night and I wanted to capture the moment for my grandmother.

by creationclouds April 03, 2015

rippin shittys

getting drunk/cheap beer shotguns

we’re rippin shittys with the boys tmr, wanna come?

by Daddy pop smoke December 22, 2020

good present instead of that shitty

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by xxenext December 27, 2021

Shitty Jocks

this term refers to Eimhin Carey after he absolutely blew up the jacks in Town Leixlip, smell of that fella is manky , little slut so he is

awh fuck, theres shitty jocks again, get away from me

by yejokcubehaha January 16, 2024

Shitty Shitty Loser

Said by Eugene Lee Yang meaning somebody who completely loses and wins nothing.

At the end of this one of us will be the shitty shitty loser

by TheLadInABarnySuit December 13, 2020

Shitty-Titty

A sensual act done in a BDSM situation where a man smears his excrement on a woman's breasts.

Becca "We was having a blast an' then that cootie did them shitty-titty on me, Lord I almost busted."
Beccy "Oi poppi!!!"

by LogSmoocker April 04, 2023

Shitty Titty

When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.

I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.

by Mortariontyphus April 27, 2019