Shartina

Shartina, my beloved doll
Wrapped in cloth, she stands tall
She listens to my hopes and fears
And wipes away my lonely tears

I light candles, I sing her praise
I offer her my endless gaze
In my heart, she reigns supreme
My Shartina, my sacred dream

Her painted eyes, they seem to gleam
As if she's more than just a scheme
She's my companion, my confidant
My worship of her will never daunt

So let me kneel before her throne
And pray to her, and her alone
For in her presence, I am whole
My Shartina, my immortal soul.

Child 1: Hey, wanna go. . decapitate Shartina?
Child 2: Don’t we do that all the time? We need something more interesting.
Child 3: Let’s set her on fire!

by sacredmaiden July 29, 2023

Sharkie

A guy that at least one girl of Dravidian origin in a predominantly Indo-Aryan country has a liking for. He resembles a fish when it comes to a certain aspect of his eyes.

Indo-Aryan guy: Hey he was talking about you just a while back!
Dravidian girl: OMG fr?? Wait who is "he"?
Indo-Aryan guy: Sharkie. Who else? Like hello??????

by puanpuantuantuan1999 October 9, 2023

shaking the fridge

When an extraordinarily obese individual gets to twerking. But the fat is too heavy, so it’s just little incremental earth shattering movements.

Did you see Mrs. So&So the minute her old YT ass heard metro booming she got to shaking the fridge!!! Dance floor scattered.

by NewMountKush November 5, 2023

Shartina

A beautiful African name given to women who know how to pull back and shart. In fact: the name "Shartina" is actually derived from sharting. In case you didn't know, in African-American culture, it is customary that you simultaneously shit and fart (i.e shart) in order to show your tribe that you are friendly. The scent of your shart shows what you've been eating and drinking, which allowed them to distinguish friend from foe. Shartina is a beautiful, urban, heavy, African-American woman who sharts like there's no tomorrow! The scent of her shart is so intoxicating that many other African-Americans in the area will get aroused and attempt to locate the shart in question. In the end, this is one relic of a beautiful, vibrant culture that is shared among African Americans.

Shartina takes a big, fat shart every time her niggas DeQuandrius and Bon'Queefius grab at her big fat, ghetto booty.

Fun fact: Did you know? Lizzo's real name is Shartina? Little Shartina didn't want to look bad and attract negative attention among the systemically white supremacist far-right music industry, so she adopted the moniker "Lizzo" as her beautiful stage name!

by ChigginNiggers November 25, 2023

Sharinie

Awsome wonderful women that is rich and always the best

Sharinie slays

by big kuromi November 28, 2023

Sharing a cigarette

The act of sharing a cigarette with a fellow friend who is close to you and have a bond between the two. This makes one cigarette feel better than each one having their own

Me: Sharing a cigarette feels better than us having our own one!
my friend: ong bro

by Mechilcho November 30, 2023

Sharintha

enormous dick. known for touching minors in rolla. studies business accounting and ict

Karen: omg have you seen sharintha?
Maria: yea i definintely would pipe him
Karen: sameeeuhhh
Maria: cant say the same thing abt rayan🤦 ♂️

by Nasserlongjohnny06 December 24, 2023