Hey, shitass wanna-
Ass soon ass you said that. shitass has already been 4 dimensions ahead of you.
Ass his speed goes faster than the speed of light, look at him, shitass has entered
the future of Minecraft, He's so happy he's literally crying out ores that haven't
come out of Minecraft yet. *Shitass: Cries out **** ore,*( can't spoil it for Mojang.)
Ass soon ass you said that. shitass has already been 4 dimensions ahead of you.
Ass his speed goes faster than the speed of light, look at him, shitass has entered
the future of Minecraft, He's so happy he's literally crying out ores that haven't
come out of Minecraft yet. *Shitass: Cries out **** ore,*( can't spoil it for Mojang.)
Average Minecrafter: HEY SHITASS WANNA SEE ME-
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
Shitass: I Am 4 parrel universes ahead of you. *goes back*
Shitass: Goes back to 1944* Grabs an mp40 and gets a TIGER
Average Minecrafter: WAIT GET OUT OF THE TANK I WAS JUST JOKING-
Shitass: ALLAH AKBAR
b o o m . . . .
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
Shitass: I Am 4 parrel universes ahead of you. *goes back*
Shitass: Goes back to 1944* Grabs an mp40 and gets a TIGER
Average Minecrafter: WAIT GET OUT OF THE TANK I WAS JUST JOKING-
Shitass: ALLAH AKBAR
b o o m . . . .
by ShitAss46 November 6, 2022

Man & Woman
M: Hey, miss, you have a nice house.
W: Thanks.
M: Can I see your basement?
W: Sure, let's go to my house! I park my cars in my basement.
M: Hey, miss, you have a nice house.
W: Thanks.
M: Can I see your basement?
W: Sure, let's go to my house! I park my cars in my basement.
by chubby.cows April 5, 2019

by Snock69 September 2, 2019

God I'm so horny*decides to horny posts on discord, Instagram and snapchat*
Their friends: really nigga
God i can't control myself ! ! *Two
hours later horny posts again*
Their friends: horny posting again i see
Their friends: really nigga
God i can't control myself ! ! *Two
hours later horny posts again*
Their friends: horny posting again i see
by Strange_iss April 20, 2020

Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.
Opposite of I can see how that happened.
Opposite of I can see how that happened.
First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.
Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.
Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.
by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

Tom: Hey Josh, Did You See That Reddit Meme on r/DankMemes
Josh: No you literal fucking virgin
Tom: Not Pog
Josh: No you literal fucking virgin
Tom: Not Pog
by PogManTommy February 22, 2021

An expression used to refer to a light (not a serious /deep)conversation a person had enjoyed with another person, as if to say" I quite enjoyed our conversation, its Great to steer away from deep serious talks so.....see you next time and we'll get another light conversation like the one we had "
Hey Mark, I'm sorry I'll have to go cause My lunch break is almost over...see you in the funny papers
by Prometheus of oran November 24, 2021
