Salad Patch

When a guy puts a cut up carrot, a sliced tomato and a head of lettuce inside of a girl's vagina and tops it with his own special sauce, then enjoys a tasty snack.

I hear you can get a good salad patch at West Potomac High School

by 000salad___000___fingers000 January 18, 2009

Salad Bowling

To stick ones thumb up the anus/colon of a small person (midget) and hurl across the room like a bowling ball.

Dorothy said to Toto, "do you fancy a game of Salad Bowling with these Munchkin's?"

Toto: Woof!

by VampireGUK February 25, 2008

ceaser salad

The act of licking your partner's anus right after they make a bowel movement, without wiping.

My girl ate my ceaser salad last night.

by Roshan Optimus Prime February 23, 2006

Toss salad

The act of destroying a house during a search warrant

Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad.

by Yo-momma123 December 7, 2016

Nigerian Salad

the act of shaving yours and/or your sexual partners pubic hairs, placing them in the belly-button and then ingesting the mixture.

Boy1: Bro, what's the most fucked up sexual thing you've done?
Boy2: eating a Nigerian Salad off your sister.

by Tastysalad5 March 22, 2011

Salad ass

When someone is being a complete dumbass and have no other way of describing their stupidity

Shut the fuck up you salad ass

by God_memess May 16, 2018

burnt salad

A salad that has been burnt!

The explanation or burnt salad is when you keep salad in the oven WAY! to long

by Anthony Olivieri March 14, 2008