uranium fuel rods

ur mom: I GOT SOME URANIUM FUEL RODS!!!!!11!!!
son: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!11!!!!11!!!
by i eat uranium fuel rods July 28, 2022
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Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.
Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.
by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021
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ground rod

A boring lifeless person who sucks the energy out of everyone around him or her.
Q: Yo, whats up with you and shorty?

A: I had to dead her, she makes everyone around her miserable? She's a ground rod!
by anonymouschickk April 01, 2011
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Hot Rod Garage

Hot Rod Garage is a famous term used to describe the Vagina of a “taken” women who leaves men believing they have a chance at sleeping with her by either:

1. Appearing single to society, male friends or men in particular, But seems to be the only one clueless as to how.
Or
2. Completely disregards her counterpart in the company of men or on social platforms, making others believe they’re on the market.
“My girlfriend Lexi has uses every social media but there’s zero posts about me!! And she never up the guys she’s friends with or even acquainted with”

Sorry bro she has a Hot Rod Garage. If she keeps you separate and never brings you up around her guy friends than obviously she’s thinking of another mans Dick”
by H03S-aint-L0ya1 July 21, 2019
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measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
by FriendlyHacker July 10, 2015
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Rod-jo

An affirmation similar to “yeah”, that can and should be used in any circumstance.
Likely coming from “roger”, but New Jersey-ified.
Person 1: Ayo we’re doing some yoga today.
Person 2: Rod-jo!
by merlilica December 19, 2021
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Rod the hod

a useless bald hod carrier that looks like homer simpson ugly twin and never turns up Mondays cos he's down spoons with his boyfriend
it's Monday where's rod the hod oh he's down spoons getting bummed by his lover
by mr cod September 03, 2022
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