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HotBoxed Queef

The act of a women running on the beach for a long period of time then going to the car spreading her legs and letting the sweating queef pour out
Yo man I heard my mom Have a hotboxed queef in the car the other day
by nou123134 July 9, 2018
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Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.
Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef
by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013
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Hummingbird Queef

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts
Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.
by Dirk217 October 23, 2018
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Cronch queef

Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night
by Captain sandy hook April 12, 2022
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Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.
You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...
by Tore Up November 30, 2011
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Queef Addict

A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.
My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020
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Queef filter

She need more queef filters from the store.
by Jamesanderson1987 May 17, 2016
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