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Bum Poop

Human-like feces found on the sidewalks of urban regions. Typically in areas with an excessive amount of homeless folk.
I skateboarded over some bum poop today...and now my wheels are all crusty.
by Cornelius Dickilus April 12, 2009
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Boomba Poop

The spicy, nasty poop you take in a public restroom after a sudden stomach upset.
Dude, I totally just laid a fat boomba poop in there.
by Freelettuce June 17, 2018
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Perfection Poop

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.
Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."
by damountainous October 23, 2011
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poop anxiety

the fear of not being able to poop in the comfort of your own bathroom before you have to go somewhere. this is especially common amongst morning poopers and if you think about it too much it can actually prevent the ability to poop.
i have to meet my peeps for breakfast early this morning and it's giving me poop anxiety.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused massive poop anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major poop anxiety this morning and i still haven't been able to go.
by phrederick December 21, 2014
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poop up

when you misspell popped up on your key board so now you are stuck pooping up🏴 ☠️
you: “*word*”

you: “oh no i didnt mean to type that it just pooped up on my keyboard
someone: “muehehehhe..😈😈😈 u poop up now”
by justiceforthesillyers March 31, 2023
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Poop limbo

When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.
Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.
by Shuda Wuda 'Cuda June 9, 2015
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Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises
Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?
by Auscar1 February 19, 2015
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