Hamper Police

One who seeks to destroy hampers

This is the Hamper Police, is there someone by the name of Logan hiding here?

by WhollyMammothMother August 2, 2021

GAP POLICE

Self-appointed patrolmen and women who document and video the atrocities of fellow drivers who allow too much space between them and another vehicle at a stoplight.

Oh no! The Gap Police caught me 2 car lengths behind the car in front of me. I hope she doesn’t shame me on Instagram!

by Ms. Coffee January 7, 2020

Policing the pussy

Keep tabs on your girl who, what, when, where, why, and how!!!

That fool deuce Girl work at the Bar he’s always out there policing the pussy!

by Bigfoot408 June 13, 2018

Community Policing

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.

Gangstalking is community policing..

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

Police

A Gang

The police force is one of the biggest gangs in the world

by The Big Dee December 3, 2022

Police

your tax dollars

*the police arrive*

well well well, if it isnt my tax dollars

by DraftDraft July 26, 2022

typo police

or Grammar Police
Annoying guy that keep reminds you every typo you make.
Pretty commun on twitter.

twitter user about the typo police: Oops, there's a typo in my last tweet. I noticed it. DON'T ATTACK ME, SPELL CHECK POLICE.

by annowed July 4, 2014