parking lot christian

Someone who claims to be a good christian. When they pull in the church parking lot, they don a mask that shows them to be good, people loving, god fearing christians and when they pull out of the parking lot, they turn into evil, nasty, manipulative, judgemental spawns of satan. Hence, you have a parking lot christian.

You'd be surprised how many people in church turn out to be parking lot christians.

by TAZ73 November 22, 2014

slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."

"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

cotton picking mind

crazy or reckless

He is out of his cotton picking mind to hunt rattlesnakes.

by CottonPickin May 26, 2018

Jurassic Parking

When you watch Jurassic Park at high volume to mask the sound of moaning during vigorous sex.

"Adam and his girlfriend were Jurassic Parking last night while his parents were home."

by sparky_penguin18 March 11, 2019

All-star parking

When one finds a parking spot extremely close to his or her destination.

I found all-star parking right in front of the club, yo.

by Dmills January 3, 2009

Doris Day Parking

As in all Doris Day movies, when you are somewhere impossible to find parking, there is miraculously a spot open right in front of where ever you are.

I went downtown to eat and I got a Doris Day parking place right by the restaurant.

by LibbyLouLibertine June 18, 2009

PARKING LOT NAZI

ONE WHO ARRIVES TO WORK EARLY IN ORDER TO OBTAIN THE MOST DESIRABLE PARKING SPACE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GETS IT.

CHARLES GOT TO WORK AT 6:30 AM AND PARKED THAT DAMN CAR AT THE FRONT DOOR, WHAT A PARKING LOT NAZI!

by CLASSIC FORD November 4, 2008