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CATFISH POLICE

Patrol and Enforcement Police officers Hired by MTV who pursue or respond to Statutory Crime, Human Traffickers or sex violation or offenders. (Gold in the front indicates governmental access) (White in the front indicates Security or civic access) Sometimes with Nev and go undercover.
Since joe wanted to have sex with Mikayla when joes 20 and Mikayla’s 13. Catfish Police kicked open his door to his house and arrested him.
by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018
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kharma police

Based off of the radiohead song the kharma police are spiritual police officers who roam the earth dishing out punishment for those who have done misdeeds and rewarding those who have done good or kind deeds.
1. Come out of a restaurant to find your car has been crapped on by 1000's of seagulls you say "Damn, the Kharma police got me!"
by doug_soup March 9, 2014
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Police hospitality

The preferential, lighthanded treatment offered to lighter skinned people by peace officers.
Zach got some police hospitality down at the march: stuffed uncuffed into that piggy whip and they even opened door on the flipside for him.
by PeckerGnat July 10, 2020
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junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.
A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."
by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016
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Community Policing

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.
by TI Satan June 26, 2023
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Transition Police

'Transition police' is used to describe people who gate-keep other people's transitions from one sexual orientation to another. The LGBT community favors access, and inclusion, and is not a restrictive community. It supports liberation. Transition police often try to restrict access, and decide whether other people can belong to the sexual identity that they have chosen for themselves.
Andrew: How was last night?

Megan: I thought I was lesbian, but now, I think I might be Bi.

Andrew: Well, you can't just say that because you had a great time Provo-Soaking with Ozi...

Megan: Quit being transition police!

Andrew: Oops! My bad.
by anonymous November 24, 2022
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