Young man born in Dunmore, PA. Son to Katherine and Paul, brother to Kathleen and Matt. Jack is a mischievous quirky and dashing young fellow. Anyone who has the honor to meet Jack Oven will be a lucky man for the rest of their lives.
by Price456 April 17, 2024
Get the Jack Oven mug.Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
Get the You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven mug.When you are in bed, waiting forever for your partner to get in with you. Exasperated, you give up and fart as they finally approach, then pull down the covers so that they get a little token of your appreciation for having to wait so long
by mek804 February 23, 2024
Get the Reverse Dutch Oven mug.When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.
by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024
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Get the Oven Goblins mug.The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
Get the Dutch oven mug.Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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