Funki Monki Friday

The greatest holiday, every friday. PRAISE THE MONKI!
"ITS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY!!!" - Me
by Rich Rapper Man From China January 15, 2021
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Free Boob Friday

The best day of the week, during which ladies (and gentlemen, if they prefer) go bra-less to celebrate the upcoming weekend and their own general awesomeness.
Gotta find a good shirt for Free Boob Friday tomorrow!
by Caro91 February 13, 2014
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Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline
Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"
by Jergin von HYD July 05, 2012
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First Friday

First Friday of every month is when you get to ask your crush on a date, hang out , and\or till them you like him\her. ~๐Ÿ’–

What are you waiting for and go do it. Will wait 'till its First Friday. ~๐Ÿ’–

Tilling your crush the Three Words is hard but you can do it. ~๐Ÿ’–

Or write a litter--

" Dear. ___๐Ÿ’–___
When I'm near you
I get this feeling
I still dont know why
It got me thinking

But now that I see you

My heart is racing
I know why now
I understand how
This feeling I have

I Love You"

By> Jackal3300

I wrote this in 7th grade. When i was really in love. I'm going to give it at some point. ~๐Ÿ’–

I want everyone to get a chance to till there cruch thay like them~๐Ÿ’–

P.S. If they reject you, dont.

worry. There maybe.

someone ela ready to.

till you.

Good Luck ~๐Ÿ’–
Girl/Boy:-:him . . . Today is First Friday . . . i like you! / do you wanna hang out? / go uot with me!?
by Jackal3300 October 19, 2019
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friday night cranks

Epic prank call web show that comes on stickam every friday from 7-11(est) Funny shit.
I almost peed myself watching friday night cranks
by xxchelseakayxx January 28, 2009
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Happy Naked Friday

Text sent out on Friday to remind all to celebrate life, love, music and humanity (naked, of course), in a non-materialistic appreciation of our naked assets, talents and dreams. As thousands would concur, started by musical genius over 20 years ago (this site will not let me mention the name of, yet, pending clarification of celebrity status). Now trending across the world and in urban cities throughout the US. Innocent and non-sexual, respectfully submitted, flirtatious gesture. To let your dreads down, so to speak, in a way that let's someone know you appreciate them for who they are, minus all the "stuff" that they carry around with or on them. "Happy Naked Friday" everyone!
Danno: Happy Naked Friday!
Jacq: Thanks babe!
Danno: Where are your Pants at?
Jacq: Sleeping in the laundry basket. Are you playing tonight?
Danno: Yep. AtFirstAve

Jacq: See you there! Love ya!
by SupaJacq February 20, 2015
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Full Homo Friday

This day is an important yet an absolute dumb day for men. This day is about men no matter what sexuality they are; gay, straight, or bi, to act like they have desires for other men. This day is for fun and is takin very lightly by one another. This day happens every Friday for teen men in high school or late middle school, mostly in the locker room.
For example: Slap each otherโ€™s rears, acting to kiss one another, calling each other lustful names, etc.
โ€œYo guys, itโ€™s Full Homo Friday! Hey bro, nice ass!โ€ *SmACk*
by xxxDaIncognitoWolfxxx November 16, 2019
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