Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.
Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.
by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025
mugGet the Egghead Bullshitmug.
Bottles Bullshit Trend Line, (BBLT) - Used by the not-so-famous Bottle Rocket of Greatland fame who once laid a trend line on a chart with zero experience, and rode the sucker for well over a year.

and then failed to cash out when it broke it...
Bottles Bullshit Trend Line is now at £13.65
by uttabull March 24, 2023
mugGet the Bottles Bullshit Trend Linemug.

Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom of a mystery until they do and it's longer a mystery is bullshit.
The engineer invented a crystal ball machine that got to the bottom of a mystery, and still ended up destroying it because some people couldn't really handle the mystery they thought they wanted to get to the bottom of. Bullshit people are the most cynical people in the world, which is why they always want to hear positive bullshit and convince themselves that they are full of boundless optimism, when really they're just full of shit.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021
mugGet the Bullshitmug.

butt fuckin bullshit

When billy is sick and tired of customers and coworkers bullshit
Billy he's about sick of everyone's butt fuckin bullshit
by BillmfvNilli August 26, 2022
mugGet the butt fuckin bullshitmug.

Bullshit

The girl who starts changing the rules she made as she went when she finds out they never worked in the first place.
The girl is bullshit.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2020
mugGet the Bullshitmug.

Bullshitible

exceptance to exaggeration
A person that can be told something of untruth is Bullshitible!
by Robert Hargett January 10, 2012
mugGet the Bullshitiblemug.

Bullshit button

A bullshit button is a button with a bunch of phrases (ex: now that isn't even bullshit thats horseshit)
A bullshit button is used when someone says something that is bullshit
by ASS MONKE October 1, 2022
mugGet the Bullshit buttonmug.

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