Mega petty

A petty person is someone that makes things or events or actions blown out of proportion ,normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset

Isaac: Emerson is a simp for still having feelings for his ex
The boys: meanwhile this dumb nigga still talks about where he fucked his ex and he drives by her house all the time and he acts like a little kid with his wack ass hair cut, now that’s mega petty

by Nxfkzkgi October 3, 2020

Mega Neon Skittles

Everyone in any age and any type to be wih anyone

Sama: You guys are my mega neon skittles

by sama skittles October 9, 2020

Mega chubs

the fattest boi alive

"hey look it's max S. he must be a mega chubs"

by heruipvwcjo[ October 14, 2020

Mega Dallas Dip

When you take dip (chewing tobacco), push it deep within someone’s WET pussy, take it out after 10 minutes and let it sit in a room temp area for 2 minutes. Then chew it.

McNasty: “I’m trynna get a Sloppy Dallas”
Soup: “you should Get a girl to give you a sloppy Dallas with mega Dallas dip”
Doo: “isn’t that called a mega sloppy Dallas?”
Soup: “shut up, that’s why your moms a sloppy hoe”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020

The Mega Orb

The nickname for the Breaking Cat News (BCN) fandom stationed on GoComics. The nickname originates from the shape of users' profile pictures.

Also spelled as Mega-Orb

Boops and prayers from the Mega Orb!

by meta_knight2007 October 16, 2020

mega black

1.A Man Of Uber Blackness.

2.The Blackest of Negroes but usually acts as they are white instead of black trash.
3.Has the Largest of Black Cocks.

Jenny: Look at that Mega Black Man over there.
Sandra: Oh, I didn't even See Him.
Jenny: Yeah, because he's mega black you klutz.
Sandra: Oh my, i think i see what you are talking about...

by MEGA BLACK April 6, 2017

mega lock

lingo that is synonymous to "for sure" or "tight"

Hey yall do you want some pussy?!?!
Hell Yes!
mega lock.

by eternal_smirk May 12, 2017