Matthew Higham

Matthew higham is a dipshit and will ruin your life

Matthew Higham sucks balls :)

by Mariokartsmells likecrap March 29, 2022

Matthew Morris

An extremely positive and inquisitive person who, very commonly, exhibits/indulges (in) peculiar actions/activities.

“jack was acting so erratic, he was like Matthew Morris.”

by FluteBoy#1 May 14, 2018

Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.

Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah

by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023

Oliver Matthews

Very sexy animal. Gets all the girls

Yo, this guy is an Oliver Matthews

by Jordan Beighton August 4, 2016

Matthew lee

is a asian short boy with a tiny dick and is always having boners

wow he is really acting like a matthew lee

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

Matthew Wilson

Matty is known to be a stuck up asshole around his mates but when you actually get to know him he is a sweet, loving, caring and sometimes crazy guy with a weird personality. Matthew is obsessed with truck and trying to find a girlfriend. He doesn't know much about love but he will understand it very well someday..

From El

Matthew Wilson your a great bestie

by gAyYyYyYyYyYyY!!! April 28, 2021

matthew mcgregor

Absolutely adores liverpool and takes a shite in school toliets

Matthew Mcgregor watched the match with a shit in his boxers

by Poo cock July 23, 2020