Zipper Marks

Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's inpatience to give one's partner a "hummer."

Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!

by PM December 4, 2003

Trust Marks

Anal leakage cause by homosexual sex.

I know that Tom and I are committed to each other based on the trust marks in my briefs.

by FalGPT May 17, 2023

Skid Mark

That fuck up in your life named Mark who's best day ended in themselves being nothing more than a skid mark

Is that skid Marks dope pipe? Must have fell out of his pocket while fucking his cousin.

by BamBaLamSlamma June 23, 2023

Mark Boner

A man who tried to make a reservation yet couldn't decide if it was the 17th, 22nd, 23rd, or 27th.
who was last seen trying to warn people of a sandwich puppet master named Jim welsh

"yo bro, did you hear about the disappearance of Mark Boner?"
"yeah bro i wonder if the sandwich guy was caught though"

by somethingwithanG August 23, 2022

Mark Nap

Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)

I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.

by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022

Concentration marks

The red marks you get on your elbows/forearms from resting your arms on your knees after having spent a long time on the toilet.

"Dude, you were in there for a really long time!"

"Yeah man, I was taking a massive shit."

"Bro, you've got some serious concentration marks. Look at your elbows!"

by Ruffa October 12, 2013

hater mark

A hicky, a mark caused by someone sucking on an area of your skin

She got a fatty hater mark on her face. Too bad her boyfriend was on drugs while they were makeing out.

by emilyisace October 11, 2006