maria

maria is gorg confident bitch n i’m a maria lmao seeing what ppl have to say abt my name is insane i’ve only seen good stuff wth. almost cried. from happiness ofc

“oh my look at her she’s so gorg. must be a maria”

by ifuckinglovejakegyllenhaal May 6, 2021

Maria

A bitch

Maria is a bitch

by C'mon bro July 13, 2022

Maria de Valencia

The Woosh sound a shart makes in Ibitha

Did you just Ave’ Maria de Valencia? Your context doesn’t help your content

by PhilthyPhonetic July 14, 2022

Maria Miami Merger

Maria’s birthday on a Sunday.

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.

by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022

Maria

Maria is a girl who can steal a man from u any second. She is like a hyper active tiger who is always on a hunt. U remember scar from the Lion King?! It’s her

Fira: You should chose: me or Maria

Batman: I told u I choose you

*maria comes into the room*

Batman: sorry, I lied, I chose her

Maria: *smiles*

by Lady Gaga lol July 27, 2022

Maria

love ni daniel

ganda talaga ni Maria

by tanginamoleni August 1, 2022

maria

maria will suck you into the black holes behind her eyes and you’ll be introduced to the universe inside of her mind. she’s breathtakingly beautiful. in a way that i cannot explain… when you look at her it’s almost as if your eyes have been kissed by sunflowers. her smile beams like sun rays. and she always looks lovely. her mind is uniquely chaotic and sometimes can’t catch up with her words. when she loves someone, she doesn’t stop. maria loves to eat and really enjoys boba (as long as it isn’t sweet). she’s someone that doesn’t deserve the life she has because she deserves so much more. her goal is always changing. that’s the beauty of maria- her mystery. she’s unpredictable. and although she’s different, you will never be loved the way maria loves you.

some random: yo you’ve been so happy and at peace lately
me: it’s that maria effect

by thegirlwhowillneverloveagain August 6, 2022