Eat Your Lunch

In business, when a competitor is interested in your product and service, but goes to another company, they are "eating your lunch." This happens often when a company strategy or branding is weak — the prospect is interested in what you sell, perhaps because of your marketing...hits your website... but they are not engaged. Their reaction is lukewarm, or "I don't get it." They don't know why they should pursue their interest in your product or service. So they go elsewhere. And your competition eats your lunch. (What's for dinner?!)
If you don't engage your prospects and prospects on your website, your competitors will eat your lunch.
by MarketPower Joel May 02, 2022
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Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.
"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"
by FERNtastic November 03, 2014
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Lunch Money List

Lunch money list- "defined as; (at any given time)- an individual felt like taking the monetary value one possesses for payment of lunch/dinner items, he/she will do so in a swift and abrupt use of violent or intimidating force"
Wow, Pete just deadlifted 500lbs. It doesn't matter though bro, that short chode is still on the lunch money list.
by EUCBOYZ December 27, 2016
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boys lunch club

An event created, to allow middle aged working men to come together for a dirty lunch break usually consisting of fast food moaning about their miserable lives and considering faking their own deaths.

99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.
Alex : " fancy a boys lunch club next week"
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"

Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything

but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.
by AR257119 March 29, 2021
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To slap someone in the face with a lunch tray. Typically reserved for someone who is a total douche, when a traditional punch just won't do.
I bet even Gandhi would love To Lunch that guy in the face
by RedMcSwordHands May 14, 2017
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Post Lunch Depression

Where you are sad you ate what you did for lunch and know you will pay for it in the bathroom later.
Jeremy - "What's wrong Alan?"
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."
by I-HATE-MINE December 09, 2013
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Lunch debt story

A feel-good news story that covers a good deed but often fails to cover or ask what caused that person to said deed.

Named after the countless feel-good stories of school students raising money to pay off lunch debt that don't ask why students need to worry about being able to afford food.
"Jimmy here has raised $20,000 to keep 30 live puppies from being vaporized by the Puppy-Incenerator 5000. Next up, we have yet another heart-warming lunch debt story."
by E bough February 02, 2023
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