Crystal Lake Taco Tuck

When having intercourse you use a rolled up taco as a fake penis to penetrate the vagina. Then proceed to take the taco out when she orgasms, smack her in the head with it. Next, unwrap the tortilla and eat it while masturbating to "careless whispers" by George Michael.

I stopped at Taco Bell before I fucked this bitch last night, totally got her with the crystal lake taco tuck.

by Clcasspirate February 14, 2014

Cedar lake camp

A place where memories are made. Your home away for home. You live 10-4-2. So many memories are created from going to beading, having ur first hook up, attempting to bunk hop, star gaze, rainy days in the dome, athletics night, boys, friends, boys, counsoler's and so many more. Life w out camp is like life w out oxygen. We live for camp and we wonder what our lives would be like w out camp and our best friends. Remember the last time you had the most fun then times that by 10, and then times that by 200 and that's how much fun cedar lake is. Forget about the rules just have the time of ur life bc sooner or later your boyfriend will break up w u, camp will be over , u will move up a division, then go to tac, and after that there's no where to go except down. Ofc being a counsoler is fun too, u get to be the boss of kids, but ur child years are over, it's really hard to hook up with ur guys bc they r on OD or sick in the infermery, ur years are over, so make these the ones to remember. That's it for now but just know cedar lake camp is not a really known camp u could find at sweats appeal or Lesters or dennys but it is home to many and we could never imagine life with out it❤

Cedar lake camp our home away from home

by Fpc 1884332 February 27, 2017

Wonder Lake

White trash ghetto far flung suburb of Chicago, some new developments have been made to give new light, but be prepared to hear gunshots noises and loud ass cars flying down to the lake at 3am..

“Omg did that guy just steal the porta potty?”

“What are you freaking out about, this is just day in the life Wonder Lake”

by chiboy820 May 18, 2019

Hialeah- Miami lakes senior high school

Where half of the students are Cuban refs from Hialeah and the other half are more Cubans but since they live in Miami lakes they think they’re better . The classes are very easy and everyone is always high , usually half of the class is high . The law and digital media magnets are irrelevant and are only for the stupid kids that wanna be in a magnet . The iprep kids think they are cool Bc they have a laptop and honor classes and because they have a microwave. The football team is horrible, so are the cheer and dance teams. No one takes anything seriously in that school. The volleyball team is pretty good. And there are fights almost every day. There are A LOT of cute guys and a lot of people know and hang out with people from Goleman. Overall it’s a great and fun school if u like all the things listed above. WE ARE HML

I’m going to go to Hialeah- Miami lakes senior high school because I live right in front of it and my parent don’t wanna drive me to Goleman

by Hahanenwkshebwj January 14, 2019

Lakers

The Greatest and most envied team in the league, consisting of:
Kobe Bryant - The next Jordan
Shaquille O'Neal - The Most Dominant Ever
Karl Malone - The least selfish player in the league (Antonym: T-Mac)

All the kings fan wish the Lakers were up in Sacramento.

by kobe4prez July 7, 2004

lakers

Best team ever put together.

1-2-3- skip a year- 4

The real MVP K-O-B-E

The lakers will win it all in 2004.

by NM III June 1, 2004

Pequot Lakes

A small town in central Minnesota. Pequot is most known for the world famous womens basketball player Emily Lueck. She is thought to be the best womans basketball player ever. Pequot is also known for its shitty high school where all the girls are ugly stuck-up bitches and the guys are douche bags.

person 1- where are you from?
person 2- Pequot Lakes, MN
person 1- oh, that sounds familiar.
person 2- yeah, it's Emily Lueck's home town.
person 1- oh yeah! She's the best!
person 2- yep all 2174 points of her.

by Class 2011 bitches November 21, 2011