Alpine Lunge

An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"

P1: Whoa did you see that?!

P2: What?

P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!

P2: Oh no! Boulders!

by campinchampion May 15, 2011

Pasta Lung

The feeling of being unable to breathe after consuming a large quantity of pasta.

Christ Mike, did you just eat that entire bowl of pasta? Uggh... ya, pasta lung

by paulodelryano November 13, 2011

tartar lung

the term often used by a smoker to describe the terrible condition of their lungs after years of heavy smoking.

Working out is hard with my tartar lung

After this party, Im going to wake up with a terrible tartar lung.

by sunnygirl4812 July 2, 2011

Jade Longson

Jade is a sexy beast with a hot-to-go bod. Always up for having fun, having a gossip, or night out with mates. Awesome, hot and sexy. Pure delicious.

jade longson

by jadeandlou September 6, 2011

Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.

girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!

by jigsaw42 July 20, 2012

Hillbilly Lunge

1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.

2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.

Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.

Past Tense: Hillbillied

"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"

"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"

"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"

by F1ange October 31, 2013

Mercy Lunge

To combine all forms of human mating calls into one movement, usually occurring during the early hours, in a nightclub, such as 'Mercy XS' in Norwich. The move usually combines a dance that attempts to display all of the lunger's features as aggressively as possible, whilst also making a move with the express intention of passionately, but not necessarily romantically, kissing the individual, in the hope that they realise that you have gone for it all in one. Other features of this lunge include movement of the legs in a way that might surround the lunged-upon, and a general thrust of the pelvic region. This particular thrust might throw the lunger off-balance and trick the lunged-upon into being the physical relief for that person (literally and euphemistically).

'Did you see Jo last night?'
'No?'
'It was 2.55, we were trying to go home from Mercy, but she just went for it on Gareth and did a Mercy Lunge!'
'Classic Jo!'

OR, can be used depending on location;

'Naomi, are you just going to LCR lunge him then?'

by Norwich Gentleman May 2, 2014