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Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.
"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"
by FERNtastic November 2, 2014
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boys lunch club

An event created, to allow middle aged working men to come together for a dirty lunch break usually consisting of fast food moaning about their miserable lives and considering faking their own deaths.

99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.
Alex : " fancy a boys lunch club next week"
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"

Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything

but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.
by AR257119 March 29, 2021
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Lunch Money List

Lunch money list- "defined as; (at any given time)- an individual felt like taking the monetary value one possesses for payment of lunch/dinner items, he/she will do so in a swift and abrupt use of violent or intimidating force"
Wow, Pete just deadlifted 500lbs. It doesn't matter though bro, that short chode is still on the lunch money list.
by EUCBOYZ December 27, 2016
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shitty lunch hands

when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.
shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.

diana: hey wtf?

shana: what?

diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.

shana: oh sorry. fml.
by artemiseyude June 5, 2010
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Eat Your Lunch

In business, when a competitor is interested in your product and service, but goes to another company, they are "eating your lunch." This happens often when a company strategy or branding is weak — the prospect is interested in what you sell, perhaps because of your marketing...hits your website... but they are not engaged. Their reaction is lukewarm, or "I don't get it." They don't know why they should pursue their interest in your product or service. So they go elsewhere. And your competition eats your lunch. (What's for dinner?!)
If you don't engage your prospects and prospects on your website, your competitors will eat your lunch.
by MarketPower Joel May 2, 2022
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denver lunch break

Stopping at home to smoke in the middle of the day and then returning to work, errands, plans, etc.
Pat had an hour off so he took a Denver Lunch Break and he was pretty useless when he came back.
by nowordsallplay January 27, 2014
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Baptist Sunday Lunch

When a conservative married couple performs passionate oral sex for each other in between morning and evening church services, as per Southern Baptist tradition.
"The Davidson's asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but I turned them down. Don't worry, I didn't tell them that we had a Baptist Sunday Lunch planned."
by NotYourAveragePK August 30, 2017
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