Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"

"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"

by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007

spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".

Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.

by this_guy703 September 26, 2010

Kick Stand

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over

"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"

by ThirdLegJones June 6, 2015

Kicked in the bitch.

Female equivalent to getting kicked in the balls.

Damn, that girl got kicked in the bitch.

by Smithybitch August 30, 2016

kick monkey

What one junkie (not-holding) says to another junkie (holding) asking for a fix.

Just one more cc kick monkey! Or a least let me have your cotton.

by RobsterDean&Sue October 20, 2008

kick and kill

To kick (remove) a player from your party and kill them, a specialty in Albion online

Our tank has full 8.3! Let's kick and kill him when he goes down to mobs

by LOVERWOLFVIOLET17 May 6, 2023

kicked a shitty

Do a donut in the snow or on icy pavement. Common term in Minnesota and area.

ex.: Todd was in his pickup and kicked a shitty in the parking lot behind Walmart.

by toddblatz January 6, 2014