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suave job

When a female or male depending on sexual orientation, performs oral sex on a male whilst he shampoo's her hair in the shower.
"Dude Hanna gave me the most amazing suave job the other day!"
by Cory Walter February 17, 2008
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Tail Job

It's when a tail is wrapped around a dick and moved up and down to make the dick cum.
"In the Yaoi furry comic the anthropomorphic dog gave the anthropomorphic squid such a good TAIL JOB with his doggish tail that i instantly came 15 times"
by Lord RetardedBrick of AstoraIV January 22, 2016
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Lick Job

To perform the act of cunnilingus. muff diving carpet munching rug munchingcunnilingus
'what happened last night Dee - 'I got 3 lick jobs'
by SE10 November 5, 2012
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Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.
Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.
by Frustrated_Monolingual September 9, 2010
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thot job

Any job that typically employs thots.
Ie: urban hair solon, fast food restaurants, urban clothing store, urban female shoe store.
Don't let her fool you into believing she's something she's not, when you know she got thot job.
by Ke'Okee June 5, 2016
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Ben Job

When a Ben kisses you on the cheek, steps back, and gently smiles at you with love in his eyes. This makes your heart flutter.
Girl 1: OMG, I hung out with Ben last night. After we left the bowling alley, he gave me a Ben Job.
Girl 2: That's so sweet! I wish I could get a BJ, too :(
Girl 1: Better find yourelf a Ben ;)
by PhatMaddy October 6, 2020
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nick-job

when you're about to bone a chick, but circumstances prevent you from going in all the way
only your tip got wet
Dude, I was about to bone that chick, then her parents came home so I had to pull out before anything even happened. (nick job)

Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."

Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.
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