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Jersey Girl

As pretty as a sunset on Delaware Bay and with curves like the winding country roads in Salem county. Aggressive as a bull just out of the shute at Cowtown but as sweet as the honey they sell at Monroeville. As sensual as a Renault Wine in Egg Harbor City and at the same time as cute as tiger cubs at the Bridgeton Zoo. With all the power and majesty of the waves breaking on Brigantine Island during a storm and all the gentleness of the peach orchards of Mullica Hill swaying in the breeze.

Ain't nothing in the world like a Jersey Girl.......especially a "South" Jersey Girl

I love "Jersey Girls". They are the best.
Joanna Cassidy, Kirsten Dunst, Queen Latifah, Meryl Streep, Ashley Tisdale, Jersey Girl
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Jersey seashells

Plastic tampon applicators. Particularly the old pink Playtex brand. These non-biodegradeable goodies were particularly prolific along the Mid-Atlantic coast in the '80s and '90s. Fortunately, you don't see them as much today.
We don't go to that beach anymore, there are too many Jersey seashells in the sand.
by Fred Up July 20, 2008
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jersey fish hook

when you're doing a girl from behind and you place your thumb in her ass and your middle finger in her vagina, then you pull back like you hooked a large fish.

similar to the jersey meat hook
the other day i jersey fish hooked this broad and she started pulling away and fighting like a large tuna.
by jay c. May 24, 2006
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Jersey Foul

A jersey foul is the act of wearing a professional or collegiate sports jersey in a manner that could potentially label the wearer as a douchebag. The jersey foul is typically unbeknownst to the wearer.

1. Putting your own first or last name on the back of a professional or college sports jersey.
2. Putting the name of a player on the back of a team's jersey for whom the player never actually played for.
3. Cutting two different player jerseys in half and having them sewn together to create a hybrid name and number of both players. Cutting the same player's home and away jersey in half and sewing them together is also a foul.
4. Wearing a jersey to a game where neither the player or team of said jersey is playing in that game.
5. Putting the classic name of a hallowed sports figure on the back of his team's jersey when the player never actually had his name on the jersey itself due to the team's uniform standards during that period of time (i.e. putting "Ruth" on the back of a Yankee's jersey with the number 3)
6. Custom making a jersey with the nickname of a famous athlete on the back of the teams jersey with the player's number.
7. A jersey foul constitutes putting any name or phrase on the back of a professional or collegiate sports jersey which does not correspond with an actual player name past or present that physically played for that particular team.

Exceptions to this rule are children under the age of 12, the mentally handicapped, and occasionally women.
Never again will I invite Mark to share my season tickets due to his constant jersey fouling.
by JS1224 January 25, 2011
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Jese

hispanic kid, most likley mexican or puerto rican, who plays a winter sport like hockey
Yo Jese you decked that kid in the hockey game yesterday
by SATsuckass July 11, 2011
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Jersey devil

This is when you have a woman perform fellatio after having intercourse during her period.
by Manolo973 October 26, 2010
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new jersey dip

when u are having sex on a beach and the male pulls out of the female, dips his penis into the sand and proceeds to reinsert his penis into the female.
guy 1: How did ur midnight beach hook up do dude?
guy 2: Well i had too much to drink and tried the new jersey dip on her....
guy 1: well hopefully she wont tell her friends
by CTizzle July 28, 2008
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