I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.
I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!
I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!
by #notacop May 31, 2025
Get the Jesse Yourselfmug. literally the definition of cute. triggers that feeling of angry cuteness like when u see a kitten or a lil puppy and u just wanna pet it aggressively for sum reason?? thats Jess h.u
by ivanisdabest February 3, 2022
Get the Jessmug. A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
Get the Jessmug. A hot Italian boy who smokes weed when he's bored. he has a massive dick and doesn't seem to be ashamed of it. he is a nice single guy who will date you soon;) don't get too greedy because other girls want him to.
jesse is the hottest guy ever
by youuuuuuuuuuuuu November 29, 2022
Get the Jessemug. 
by Swishbishfish1234567890 May 4, 2022
Get the Jess Branickimug. Jesse you are such an amazing person, your so nice, and when you give me hugs i usually expect them to be short and quick but when you made it longer my heart melted, i never thought I’d like you but i do I mean no guy has ever been this nice to me so when you started to just do things super sweet tome that you never did until now i just knew i would like you, <33 please like me back your truly mars
Jesse.
by Marsbar? September 29, 2021
Get the Jessemug.