italian alarm system

Hanging bells on the front door knob so you can hear people come in and out
I couldn't sneak out of the house cus my mom has an Italian alarm system on the front and back door
by teddy lynne November 06, 2011
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Italian beef and Pepsi

Chicago slang for when a criminal snitches to the police on other criminals to get out of trouble.

Police are known to treat cooperative suspects favorably and will get them whatever food they like while is custody, i.e, they'll request something good if they're snitching on their friends.
Nuski been snitching, full as hell after that Italian beef and Pepsi.
by Yunkish May 25, 2022
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Italian Alarm Clock

When, to wake someone up, you run and jump into their bed naked and move vigorously.
" Can you wake me up tomorrow" "Sure I'll give you an Italian Alarm Clock
by Suggestive Burrito June 23, 2017
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Italian Money Clip

Italian Money Clip

Vinny: Yo Tony, lemme borrow two hundred

Tony: I aint got it

Vinny: You just pulled a wad of money out at the bar

Tony: Yeah its a bunch of one's with a hundred on the outside

Vinny: get the fuck outta here
by EFisher October 01, 2010
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Italian Lighter Fluid

Grappa. Made from grapes, this Italian brandy, is commonly enjoyed after dinner. For those of you of whom have ever partaken of this, I'm sure you'll agree!
"Now that the meal's over, nonna's gonna be pulling out the cannoli and Italian Lighter Fluid".
by Louie Bagadonuts September 05, 2009
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Italian Mini-Horse

Italian Mini-Horse: An Italian man whom, despite lacking the physical stature to meet the requirements of an Italian Stallion, still possesses enough hair gel, tight bedazzled t shirts and muscles to qualify as an Italian Mini-Horse.
Kim: “Who is that little guy in the sparkly t shirt? His hair is so shiny! His loafers are so pointy! He’s so little and yet his personality is so big! Such style! Such flair! Wait, did he just simultaneously pull his shirt up and his pants down?! How did he do that?! I must meet him.”

Alex: “That’s Giuseppe, he’s an Italian Mini-Horse.”
by badkitty1111 February 26, 2010
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Italian Job

by FoxTrotOnUrMom November 02, 2009
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