Russian Waterpark

When the male jizzez in the air while the female gets drenched and makeing cumangles on the floor.

last night was like a russian waterpark.

that sprinkler felt like a russian waterpark.

by TheRandomGuy921 November 11, 2011

Russian Hotdog

The act of using condiment packets as lubricant during the act of sex.

Guy 1: "In prison, there wasn't a good way to have lubricated anal."

Guy 2: "When I was in prison, we did the RUSSIAN HOTDOG every day"

by DoughnutKing47 February 25, 2023

Russian Daddy

Russian Daddy is 17 1/2 feet tall SOFT! Most of that height is in his enormous penis. His balls are so shrunken from the constant sex that they barely exist at all.
Russian Daddy thinks men are girls and because of this believes he is not gay.

Russian Daddy is a semen demon! He will take your butthole even if you keep it tight!

by R. Yan February 15, 2023

The Russian ThankYou

A Russian Thankyou is the act of defecating on a woman's (or mans - its not gay)chest after intercourse.

Woman - "Fuck me harder Viktor!"
Man - "Ive finished THANKYOU"
Woman - "Whats the hell is that bum cigar doing on my chest?!!"
Man - "Thats The Russian ThankYou"

by The Lawnmower Man 2016 February 22, 2023

Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023

russian bbq

When a force of unsupported armoured vehicles enters an urban area and are subsequently destroyed by enemy infantry.

Ukrainian soldiers destroyed an entire column of tanks in Donbas, it was a Russian BBQ.

by Cana(Dan) July 15, 2023

Russian rainbow

Its the act of eating your baby brother while snorting some cocaine.

Oh look at Michael he's doing a Russian rainbow.

by Giannisantetokounmpo December 2, 2020