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Blake

“I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress”

“She’s such a blake!”
by Ritz Kahn June 30, 2021
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Blake

If someone has the name Blake then they have the biggest and most powerful penis known to man. Blake’s nickname will be known as BDB (Big Dick Blake). He will also look like a Tripod.
Hey look it’s Blake. He has a massive cock.

What’s up BDB?
by FloydDaPrince November 2, 2023
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Blake

Hey is that Blake?
Yes its Waydes Black Dad
by Woo Woo Man April 1, 2021
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Blake

When you try to kick a goal but miss either VERY badly or it just glances the goalposts.
Guy 1“OH MAN I JUST BLAKED THAT SHOT.”
Guy 2 “Man I hate when that happens bro.”
by Girlfriend repellent October 14, 2022
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blake martines

Blake Martines is very hot and loyal to everyone
Blake Martines is hot!
by This_Girl6 December 16, 2016
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Blake hodgkiss

Dirty rat that looks like a panda, he has no hair and looks like Philip scolfield on a drug charge and personally I think he smells like the granite on scunthorpes worst gaff, has a worse hairline than Sadio Mane Vs Chelsea, holds kids hostage.
Blake hodgkiss is a tramp
by Your dad's fleshlight August 31, 2021
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Blake

Blake is a name for a boy that has a stinky butt and he stinks
Blake has a buttcrack.
by Hdhdhshhshd November 25, 2019
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