Don't horn me

This phrase generally means "don't fuck me"

This phrase can also be used to tell someone to back off.

Don't horn me man.

God, Greg really horned me.

by Machomanrandysavagereal August 8, 2016

Froogle Horn

The shoving of a trumpet mouthpiece into a vagina during and queefing.

We got bored during band and decided to do a froogle horn on the teachers podium.

by Tryler Grandenhul April 27, 2011

Horn Dog

A horn dog is someone who has colored hair(typically purple) and is always horny. Although, they will oftenly share with people they are a horn dog for.

"Have you seen how much of a horn dog they are?"

by BigManWhoCame November 15, 2021

Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

Cream horn

Two male giving oral sex in a yacht club wearing only sperrys

Jacob Titus is reviving oral sex from earl in the corner at the yacht club which results in a cream horn

by Gay earl October 20, 2021

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

grab life by the horns

(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem

If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's context commercial, it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

by Sexydimma May 9, 2013