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national grab ass day

on June 18th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
by asofhas June 17, 2019
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National Ass Grabbing Day

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020
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Gorgon Grab

The act of finding a turkey and groping it’s gobbler. This was a ritual in the “becoming a man ceremony” often practiced in the Middle East. Recently however it has been adopted into North American culture as a strange but common fetish
by StanleyManley February 8, 2018
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Handlebar grab

While in the doggy style position, the one giving grabs the other by the ears and stretches them out for support.
“What’s your favourite sex position?”
“Hmmm I just love it when he gives me a handlebar grab”
by rapperthepaul January 29, 2023
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I grab my shovel

A line from static x’s song I’m with stupid. A possible sample from a film but is unknown
“I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” Taking on a gang slang that’s on a gang bang here right on me gotta pick on someone else! I know that’s here so I know that I wade through sh*t! He’s a loser he’s a loser she said!
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
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National grab dick day

On April 19 all girls must go up to at least one guy and grab their dick anything can happen after that ; )
1- hey why did you grab my dick
2- it’s national grab dick day ;)
1- ok then;)
by John Cena 2222222 April 13, 2019
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