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Anne Frank Sex

n: anəli s ˈanə maˈʁi fʁaŋk -secks'.

A precursor to the act of Cyber sex and phone sex which became popular during WW2 Europe

when hipsters rejected the conventional way of living.

They sought to live in walls unlike other Europeans who also frequented outdoors to do regular life activities like camping.
This bizarre act of sex involves the exchange of groaning sounds ( or other ways of communicating on a sexual level.) through the medium: A wall.

It does NOT refer to the act of actually having sex with Anne Frank which is goes under: necrophilia.

There can be two or more participating subjects. Though Anne Frank one-ways do occur in nature - most experts in the field liken the act with attempting to interact with the wall itself. This is silly, and should only be attempted by people under the influence of psychedelics.

Though not rare in shared housings or college dorms the art of Anne-Frank sex is slowly dying.

This is due to people parodying the act - finding it funny or amusing - which it is not.

It is more common against youngsters or very old people (though could be mistaken for arguing -
because every high pitched sound they make sounds like a person with asthma having sex).

An increasingly popular alternative is the Anne-Frank Cyber sex which refers to the act of sexual communication through a FireWall.
Anne Frank Sex
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SCHINDLER : "By the sounds if it you got laid yesterday. Did you wear protection?"

Jew : "No, we were having sex through the wall.."
SCHINDLER: "She totally Anne-Franked you"
Jew: "Awesome huh? lullzzzz?!"

SCHINDLER : "... Someones name is going off my list"
by andreasj March 2, 2014
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frank n furter

A transylvannian transexual transvestite mastered in the art of singing and dancing the time warp in a corset!
i was doing the time warp at the late night double-feature picture show w/ dr. frank n furter
by Makea July 22, 2006
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Fuck you Frank

"This poll was not honestly worded; I do not trust the numbers". Originated from an episode of Penn & Teller's Bullshit! where P&T interview Frank Luntz, a pollster for the Republican party who specializes in "testing language and finding words that will help his clients sell their product or turn public opinion on an issue or a candidate."

On the show, he admits in his own words he was hired by media companies like FOX News "to ask a question in the way that you get the right answer". P&T suggest the next time you see a pie chart you remember Frank. They joke they have 27% of people (in the studio) pledged to yell "Fuck you, Frank!" whenever they are confronted with the results of a poll, and encourages viewers to do the same.
Frank: Do you think U.S immigration policy is unfair towards Mexicans?
Cindy: Yes
Frank: Do you think the U.S should enforce border security and end birthright citizenship for illegal aliens so a second 9/11 can't happen?
Cindy: Yes
Frank: Ha, ha! I got you to contradict yourself!
Cindy: Fuck you Frank!
by Suddenly, UNIX! January 17, 2008
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Anne frank gay

When you're so far in the closet you're up in the attic.
That dude's so repressed he's Anne frank gay
by Yourmom85 September 12, 2014
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Frank Lucas Jr

The true and Biological son of 60's Harlem drug king pin and organized crime boss Frank Lucas Sr. who was portrayed in the biopic "American Gangster" by Denzel Washington. Frank lucas Jr unlike his father is trying to make a legit living by rapping and not dealing drugs. Lucas Jr. is already making waves in the music industry with an ongoing "beef" with the likes of Damon Dash and Jay-Z for disrespecting the Lucas name and legacy. Frank Lucas Jr is set to release a CD of all original material in late 2009 and is also set to work with music video director Director Hugo V.
Yo son..dont go disrespecting Frank Lucas Jr., he is the real deal, he's the real son of the Harlem drug dealer Frank Lucas, he will put you under!
by Lizzy P. West August 4, 2009
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Frank to Bun Ratio

The Frank to Bun Ratio would be the ratio of men to women at a party or any social gathering. Men being Franks, Women being Buns. Commonly referred to the "F to B".
Dude, the Frank to Bun Ratio sucks here, it is a sausage fest. -OR- Dude, the F to B sucks here, it is a sausage fest.
by Zach Race January 28, 2008
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Frank Iero

A nasty little rat goblin known for his time as My Chemical Romance's rhythm guitarist. Lives in Jersey. Raising 3 more little rat goblins.

Pothole fucker.
Seriously this guy is the worst.
God I hate frank iero and his stupid 2004 style fucking emo headass
by Young Warthog March 21, 2019
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