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coffee head

A coffee addict that has perceivable mental fluctuations due to the amount of caffeine they consume. This persons personality is deformed in a measurable way which is subjectively viewed as either a negative or positive due to outcomes from coffee fueled action. A coffee head may have tension comparable to an amphetamine addict and can act anxiously and become erratic before and after their addictions consumption.
This definition is written by a coffee head.

*note - Many coffee heads smoke cigarettes copiously.

* Also an issue of "darkhorse presents comics" which I stupidly gave to someone as payment for weed.
*man Tony is a hardcore coffee head!
*Did you hear him ranting about teleportation for 15 minutes in the lunchroom?
*Yeah he was shaking...
*Do not go near him before he has his third cup.
*His eye twitches you know...
*Yeah I know but he gets the highest sales every month though, even beats Steve.
by Coffee Head September 6, 2013
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Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.
by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011
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Coffee in the cockpit

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.
by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021
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Coffee crisp

A chocolate bar sold in Canada. It doesn't taste like coffee but has a slight bitter taste but only if your looking for it. Chocolate covers the outside of the wafer like inside.

It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.

During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
Max: I barely got and coffee crisps this Halloween!

Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
by Regards L. January 3, 2022
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The Coffee Seesaw

An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!
shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!
by daras1 March 17, 2005
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iced coffee

a dessert which is a cold version of coffee
i would like an iced coffee for dessert
by John's big brain May 14, 2021
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Coffee Potting

The act of tea bagging another's face with only one testicle
The men went coffee potting girls last night.
by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010
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