Engineer Hands

Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.

John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023

Engin Can

A great guy with a big penis.

I want to Engin Can.
I have to Engin Can.

by UnstoppableReckless November 22, 2021

make-and-break engine

An old-style "one-lunger" power-plant dat guys love working on and fussing over, but which takes up so much of their time and energy dat dey tend to make their significant other feel ignored or left out, and thus said female main squeeze may decide to "break it off" with said motor-head, forcing him to rush back to her and "make up".

Bert Dow was not married; his sister Lela lived with him to cook and keep house. So while she may have been irritated at da noise of --- and da time dat Bert spent servicing --- da make-and-break engine on his "Tidely Idley" boat, she was probably not gonna go so far as to bail on him because of it.

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

Orangeburg Engineer

A stupid person, usually a redneck, who tries (and fails) to rig things together with duct tape and bungee cords. Named after the city of Orangeburg, SC.

Person 1: The mattress that guy tied to the top of his lifted truck is falling off.
Person 2: Another Orangeburg Engineer.

by 4pm In Cancun November 30, 2023

Good Engineer

Someone who makes a bad salesman look good

You can rely on a good engineer to pull it out of their a55 to make the salesman look good

by Paulgt January 14, 2025

Linguistic engineer

A linguist; a language scientist who studies the mechanics and details of language(s).

I am a linguistic engineer for a living.

Wow, you are so smart and good with language. You should be a linguistic engineer!

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

salt lake stream engine

Preforming a sexual act on a dehisced surgical site

After she had her arm fixed we were able to try the salt lake stream engine

by Srwat December 23, 2024