Diego

A tall beaner with a big dick that likes to say nigga a lot

Look at diego he has such a big dick he doesn’t stop saying nigga

by Okay I just woke up November 22, 2021

San Diego Vaccum

Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq

When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.

by notskittles May 27, 2014

Diego

Diego will change your life if you’re with him long enough. He is the most intelligent, patient, caring, loving, and handsome person I have ever met. He is a good listener and will listen to you and will do anything in the world to make you feel loved and heard. He makes you feel safe when you’re having those bad days. He’s extremely tall and dreamy. Look up to him and you see an angel sent from above. You will be extremely lucky if you ever get to date him. He will treat you like a queen. Stay with him, he will be loyal to you forever, even in the next life.

Friend : Who’s that tall handsome dude you were with yesterday?

Me: oh that was my bf, Diego ( blushes )

by Nightingale2000 March 2, 2022

diego dee

diego dee is being a lazy unmotivated weak kid that havent touch pussy, in other words diego dee means being a LOSER

your such a “diego dee” dude

by If your on here your a pussy February 26, 2025

Diego

Diego is the type to always goes back to his ex, be careful when you meet a diego because he is a heartbreaker.

Her: Diego broke my heart and went back to his ex
Him: Yeah Diegos are known to go back to their ex

by Coolgirl0720 March 8, 2022

Diego

Not James Charles, so don’t get it twisted. Diego doesn’t text underage boys. Diego is who James wishes he was.

Omg is that James Charles? No you stupid bitch that’s Diego.

by Pseudonym18373 November 24, 2021

Diego

The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁

Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!

by Ninja_Turtle_Fangirl_RAPHAEL! November 14, 2019