presidential dinner

The sense of dread you get when seeing someone naked for the first time because their body is nothing like you anticipated due to a government shutdown.

I brought becky home last night, man what a presidential dinner.

by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019

lonely dinner

Eating out a fleshlight

Man I was feeling so bad about my breakup, I had a lonely dinner last night

by Hoooopy June 12, 2018

Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass and pussy before making out with her

“Did you do it with jennifer last night?”-Rob
“No but I had breakfast, lunch and dinner”-Dave

by Maviles June 16, 2018

Dinner Dick mint

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.

My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

by Guiltycervantes July 12, 2018

having dinner

what shawn mendes says when he’s about to have sex

“im having dinner”

by dihhh August 7, 2018

Dinner under the bridge

Going down on a girl. i.e. cunnilingus

After our date I treated my girlfriend to dinner under the bridge.

by Aegisthus90 January 20, 2019

bullets for dinner

Mainly used when you make a serious mistake.

Can be used as a replacement for "Fuck me!".
Could also refer to someone else's extreme rage/disappointment in themself.

John: I hear Connor botched his proposal to Katy yesterday.
Fred: I know, he's gonna be eating bullets for dinner tonight.

Jared: Man, you suck at this.
Jim: Goddamnit, I know, I'm gonna eat bullets for dinner.

by Cloud Sungay September 22, 2018