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by Junebug Robotics July 1, 2022
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Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.
No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.
by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022
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international day of OJ

A day where OJ is celebrated, loved, and admired. Citrus enthusiasts will drink OJ furiously and passionately through miniature straws or intelligently sipping it in a wine glass. Traditional International day of OJ activities include (but not limited to): swimming in orange juice, staring at oranges, dodgeball with oranges, basketball with oranges, dancing with oranges, and kickball with oranges. Activities at OJ festivals are followed by a religious orange prayer and an feast filled with apples, bananas, grapes, mango, and raspberries.
Dude 1: “knock knock
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”

Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “Yo you going to to the International Day of OJ festival tomorrow?”
Dude 2: “Hell yea”
by orangecitrusorange September 1, 2022
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National Insult Your BFF DAY

On October 9th, you shall insult your BFF and try to make them as angry as possible before saying " I love you" at midnight. Socks on of course.
You a bitch for not going with me to the movies today. (National Insult Your BFF DAY)
by George Bartnickle October 9, 2022
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Hug Ian Day

"Did you give Ian a hug yet? It's Hug Ian Day!"
by lil_nuggetyourdad October 27, 2022
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indian day

the day september 2011 known as 9/11 happen
Skeeter: I work for the city and they give us indian Day off.
by uncle steal ya nudes November 3, 2022
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international day of svejak

the 5th November is International day of svejak!
change your profile picture, username, underwear and go to raskumar
"Guys, I celebrated International day of svejak by changing my profile pic!"
by marianasoset November 5, 2022
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