cum muffin

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

by brett March 23, 2005

cum drenched

The state of being covered in man juice! Drenched in Cum!!

Your mum was cum drenched after I spaffed all over her face last night.

by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004

cum awnings

Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.

by Longjondikweed February 26, 2019

Cum Scribe

A scholarly expert at the art and history of cum; a slut.

My favourite kind of woman is a brainless cum scribe.

by the $cuN>| April 23, 2008

Cum Shamed

Feeling embarrassed after being turned down to swallow a cum load.

Last night, I invited Teddy over for a blow and go. When he got to my place, fucking dude cum shamed me saying he didn’t want to feed me his load.

by CTJRE January 6, 2020

cum rolling

The act where you cum onto yourself then rubbing it all over your body

my mom walked in on me, at least I wasn't cum rolling!

by Mr_pancakes April 15, 2014

Cum Market

The cum market is the market for supply and demand of cum. This can be affected by simple Cum economics.

Peter file: I bought some cum of the cum market last week Candice!

Candice: We can finally have a baby!

by William Donelly May 16, 2021