Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

by Brownsugar December 30, 2013

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Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014

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CODOR • codorkinate • Codorking • Codorna • Color Guard • colorado • color • colorblind • Coder • Colorado Avalanche

Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.

Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

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color check

Asking a girl what color her panties are

Guy: "Color check"
Girl: "Pink thong"

by anonymous2x2x May 8, 2014

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ceodora

pronounced - cdora
a greek name that means dora the explores cheese, a very cakie person who take inspiration from Micheal Jackson in every day life. ceodora is part Mexican-alpaca.

"ceodora, shes soooooooooooo fluffy"
"i know such a belieber"

"cdddddoooorrraaaa"
"miss its pronounced ceodora"
"oh reight sorry cdora"

by poopiepantskiera May 12, 2014

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